Foreign Perspectives

That certainly makes it handy to see them, but it’s almost certainly not the best choice for you. Most people who look for property in France are looking for somewhere in the country so staying in a town-centre hotel won’t give you any opportunity to experience the kind of life that you are considering.

Not only that, but the hotel will almost certainly be French run whereas if you choose somewhere that’s run by someone who has made the move from the UK themselves you can ask them about it and avoid the “everything is wonderful” type of answer that you’ll get from all the estate agents. Such people will have looked at the area with “your eyes” so to speak and be able to point out pros and cons about the various parts of their region throughout the year.

If you’re considering the south of France not call in with us at Mas Camps? We live in one of the most beautiful but lesser known (hence cheaper) regions just west of Perpignan.

Before you get here, you should try to encourage your kids to enroll in French classes where they are available. If you’re near a large town or city you may be able to enroll younger children in French language playgroups and the like. One thing that you shouldn’t do is to speak French to the children yourself as this way they’ll pick up your French accent: we’ve heard many British children who’ve been here for some years still saying BON JURE rather than BO ZHUR simply because their parents spoke French to them from the start. Take particular care that playgroup leaders are native French speakers.

When they get here, if you can, you should enroll 2 to 11 year olds in a French school (more on education later) and 12 to 18 year olds in a bilingual school. I recommend bilingual so that your children can keep up their fluency in English as well as French; we’ve touched on this aspect several times in the past which are worth reading to see the kind of difficulties you can find with French language schools for older children.

Next week is our final section on languages: the local languages in France and what to do about them.

This series is available in reference form on our Living in France pages.

What is it about the French and their toilet habits? Whilst the rest of the world has moved on from pissoirs (in regular use in Paris well into the latter decades of the 20th century), France seems to have maintained their habit of peeing up against a wall.

A very common site in the countryside here is a car stopped alongside the road with a man standing peeing beside it. You might think that a coach would pull into a hotel and use the facilities as they do in other countries. France habits are different. Here, they pull into a hotel car park then the men head toward the hotel wall and the ladies squat beside the nearest hedge or parked car, totally ignoring overlooking windows or security cameras.

Of course, that’s just urine, isn’t it? Well, no, it isn’t. I’ll leave how they deal with “number 2s” along the road to your imagination but it’s certainly not in any kind of sanitary way. After all, why did you think the French invented perfume?

In the rest of the world boats have a holding tank for toilet and other waste water. French canal boats simply empty it straight out the bottom of the boat and the only reason why canal boats aren’t followed by a trail of toilet paper is that it sinks to the bottom. Bet that’s put you off paddling your feet in French canals!

Septic tanks tend to frighten the life out of brits moving to France. Quite rightly too. In the UK they are widely used in the country but there they are built well away from the house although you could quite safely drink the water coming out the other end. In France? Well, we’ve just been to a lovely park with a nice little sportsground and childrens’ playground. A rather smelly sewage plant is right inside the park! We even know of someone who built their septic tank right outside their kitchen window. I think that it’s safe to say that neither would be permitted under UK planning regulations but then who needs regulations to tell them that having a septic tank under your kitchen window isn’t a good idea?

Why can’t they clean up their act and get on like the rest of the world?