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Sure you’d know by his accent, dialect or language, wouldn’t you. After all, it’s only in science fiction programmes that everyone speaks English, isn’t it?

If he was from hundreds of years in the future chances are that the “English” that he’d speak (time travellers are always male, aren’t they?) would be a little different. However, early time travellers are probably only to go back a few decades or perhaps a century so the language won’t have changed that much. After all, you’d be able to understand someone from 1908 no problem, wouldn’t you?

To be fair, if you went back to 1908 you’d have a fair number of words that you’d be using which didn’t exist in the same sense as they did in 1908. Not that many completely new words mind you. Computers were around in 1908, it’s just that they were people who did calculations rather than machines in those days. An “inter-net” would be some kind of fishing net I imagine. Television is one of the few words that are genuinely new which didn’t exist back then.

However, John Titor used the Internet to send his messages so there was no issue of an accent or really of a dialect for that matter as both are largely confined to the spoken word.

What you might notice would be different ways of phasing things. For example, going back to say that “I called Helen” in 1908 would mean that you shouted out to her, not that you phoned her but then the difference in that is only obvious to us in 2008 and wouldn’t be obvious if you used the phrase in 1908. I suspect that in reality this kind of difference would be very difficult to pick up.

Seeing as Einsteins theories allow for time travel then sooner or later you might come across one but how would they be able to prove to you that they were from the future?

In fact, in November 2000 the first claimant to the title emerged on the Time Travel Institute forums and continued on until March 2001. Supposedly he had been sent back to retrieve an IBM 5100 computer to sort out the next “Year 2000” computer problem in 2038 but let’s leave the exact reasons aside for now because they’re not relevant to my point here.

In the end he was neither able to prove that he was from the future nor were those that were involved in the discussions really able to disprove it. If you think about it, it would be quite difficult to prove that someone wasn’t from the future whilst you were talking with them. After all, they’re hardly likely to be able to come up with next week’s lottery results: who can remember even last weeks? And, that’s the fundamental problem: any time traveller is likely to have come back tens if not hundreds of years and therefore is very unlikely to have sufficiently detailed knowledge of the time that they find themselves in.

OK, so chances are that you couldn’t prove that someone wasn’t from the future right away, but surely they’d know “stuff”, wouldn’t they? Like how their time machine worked for instance? Well, do you know how your car engine works? In general terms, perhaps, but few people know in real detail unless they’re car mechanics. Of course, that’s the problem with the John Titor chronicles: he couldn’t be caught out on operational details about the time machine because he just didn’t know them.

Don’t forget too that the first real time travellers are likely to be in the test pilot field rather than historians so they’ll probably not know much about the present time unless either it’s far enough in the past to have been taught as history or it’s close enough that they’ve lived through it. I suspect that if either of those apply then the knowledge they’d have about their new time would be fairly sketchy.

So how could you tell? Well, you’d need to ask about major events that were going to happen and then simply wait to see if they did. Unfortunately, most of the time I suspect your time traveller would have long since gone by the time any event that they remembered occured.

Two years ago as I was promoting my free listings sites I received an interesting e-mail which demanded to know how I could possibly run the sites without charging for them.

In fact, it turned out to be from someone who was running a similar site which charged around £50/year for very similar listings to my own sites. That site happened to be up for sale and for a time I was quite interested in aquiring it but for various reasons that never came to pass.

One interesting point from that was that the profitability of his site was quite comparable to my own once you adjusted for the different number of entries on our respective sites. In fact, it appeared that the “free” model that I was using would actually be much more profitable than the charging model that he was using had simply taken over his database of expired subscriptions and put them on my own site as live “free” entries.

How can that be? Simply because I place adverts on my site whereas he didn’t and, of course, since my listings are “free” people go onto the site and never leave whereas he was in a treadmill each year to attract new entries to replace those that had decided not to renew. In fact, that lack of turnover means that my own sites will overtake the size of any comparable subscription based site sooner or later.

So are my sites free? I certainly don’t charge people for listings (though, for psychological reasons I quote a notional price). Yet I obviously get income from them so somebody is clearly paying.

In the real world there are usually limits to “free” services like this. The UK National Health Service has all kinds of problems in running “free” as people have a tendency to expect there to be no limits to what they should do, ignoring the fact that clearly the service isn’t free as it’s paid for in taxes. Yet, on the Internet, these limits don’t seem to apply: if I ever get to the point of having, say, 50000 entries on the sites it would cost little more to run than if I had 5000 entries.

Free, or rather ad-supported, seems to be the future for services on the Internet but I’m sure that many old-school types will continue to regard these with suspicion when compared to equivalent services which charge.

It’s back to school today for James which means that we’ve to start getting up at a fixed time yet again.

One of the oddities about this business is that there are no regular hours at all. During the summer we generally need to be up no later than 7.30am each day and often need to stay around the office until after 11pm each night. Once we get outside the peak period though there starts to be periods of a day or two when we’ve nobody in and can lay in a while and over the winter you often get stretches of a week or more at a time when you can take it easy.

Well, perhaps “take it easy” isn’t the right description as we use those times sans guests to get various bits of maintenance done, to catch up with the administration and move more into our little empire of online activities. Still, ’tis nice not to have both the early start and late finish for a while even if it is a little muddied by school days.

When you run a booking service, you get a strange perspective of the holiday booking habits of people which is generally at odds with what you’d think people would really do.

For instance, our B&B sites pick up a lot of traffic from around April through to August each year and outside that they’ve relatively low numbers of visitors. That’s understandable really as most B&B bookings are for just a few days at a time at most and you wouldn’t expect people to book short term holidays a long time in advance.

It’s quite different for the self-catering sites though. For them the booking season started just before Christmas and we’re getting so much traffic on the sites at the moment that it looks like we’ll need to upgrade the bandwidth next week. In fact, the traffic is pretty much as high as it was in the peak of the summer season!