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This is one of the busiest weeks of the year for French tourism. Not just the French either as a number of countries in Europe have chosen this particular week to have a major public holiday.

Anyway, net effect of that is that just about all accommodation in France is full this week and has been for several weeks if not months. That, of course, doesn’t stop the last minute people trying to get somewhere to stay and, if they’re determined, most people will manage to find somewhere. So, the morning was filled with phone calls from increasingly desperate French who, for a change, rarely quibble about the price or even whether the room is ensuite or not. Usually you get people phoning to ask for particular dates but by now they’re not picky and will take more or less whatever is available: more “what have you got, we’ll take it” than “we want X”.

To top it all, we’re down a few rooms at the moment as we were getting air-conditioning installed in one room today and are upgrading two others. Still, they’ll be in good time for next year.

Unfortunately, the large number of people trying to book “something” leads to some days with a lot of over-nighters. We’ve been quite lucky this week with almost everyone staying a few days and one family just about half-way into a two week stay but tomorrow just about everyone is leaving so it will be all hands on deck.

We’ve three separate rooms booked for people coming from the UK who’ve not cancelled yet but with all the security hassles on today I’m not sure if any of them will manage to make it. As you’ll gather from the above, we’d have no problem rebooking the rooms even at this point but since all three are guaranteed reservations we need to hold them which means a “no-show” charge if they aren’t able to make it here tomorrow as all three have already passed the free cancellation period.

Arnold

Our place is right at the junction of a bridge and a long straight stretch of road. Net effect is that, as people cross the bridge, they put the foot down and overtake anything and everything and in the other direction they’ve picked up quite a bit of speed before they reach the bridge so it’s time for some serious braking.

So, we have been waiting for a crash and were very surprised that we’ve been here over two years and only had the first one last night.

Thanks to the positioning of the crash we were pretty confident of seeing several more before the wreckage was taken away but just managed the one.

No photos as we figured that would end up with us being summoned as witnesses but both cars look like writeoffs.

The only other day we came really close to having a car crash was the day that it snowed. Yes, it snows in the south of France! Actually, I do mean “the” day that it snowed as it has only snowed once since we’ve been here but it did manage around 6 inches of snow that day which, of course, the authorities were relatively unprepared for as it’s so rare in this area. We waited and waited for a crash but nothing doing really and only one car managed to end up in the ditch outside our entrance.

We also managed to have our very first double booking. I was expecting this to happen last Summer but we’ve managed to keep on top of the bookings up to now and only fell down last night as we managed to put two Spanish couples down for three nights starting tonight rather than three nights starting last night.

We ended up having to put them in another auberge for the night but they’re back with us for the next two nights and took it all very well as Spaniards do with these things.

Arnold

If there’s one thing that strikes fear into Brits who are thinking of moving to France, it’s the prospect of needing to look after a septic tank.

Why is that though? There’s nothing really that scary about a septic tank. No, the main reason is simply lack of familiarity with septic tanks because many of those moving to rural France are moving from a town and the closest they get to such things is when they flush their toilet.

So what exactly is a septic tank anyway? Very simply put, it’s a method of recycling the waste that you flush down your loo into soil and water that you could drink. No, no joke: if the septic tank is functioning properly then you can drink the water coming out the other end.

Septic tanks come in various forms but the most commonly known in the UK operates as a two tank system. Everything you flush down the loo empties into the first of these tanks where it separates out into three basic components:
1) a sludge which sinks to the bottom;
2) the liquids; and
3) a scum.

The sludge sinks to the bottom and is gradually purified by anaerobic bacteria. One consequence of this is that you should NEVER pour disinfectant down your loo when you’re using a septic tank: this is a sure way of making it smelly.

The liquids run off into the second tank which usually consists of layer upon layer of stones (from large down to sand) which acts as a filter.

The scum forms on the top and will eventually lift the top of your tank if you let it build up long enough. It’s not smelly and makes an excellent fertilizer.

The second tank operates via aerobic bacteria and converts the waste water from the first tank into fairly pure water. A scum layer builds up in the second tank too and after a while you’ll need to shovel off the top layer of this.

So if everything is operating normally, there’s no smell. Where it can go wrong is when someone uses disinfectant in the toilets, thereby killing off the bacteria that make the whole system work and thus you end up with a tank full of **** which obviously smells. Also, if the tank isn’t big enough you can find that it gets overloaded and doesn’t work properly (this can happen if the tank is far too big but is less likely).

In general most people find that they need to get their tanks pumped about every four or five years but, if the tank is the right size, they really only need to take off the top of the scum layer. We had a tank in the UK which functioned without any pumping for over 20 years and just needed us to shovel off the top layer in each tank once.

Hope this lays your fears of septic tanks to rest!

Arnold

If you were thinking of going somewhere for a dirty weekend, where would it be?

The French are, of course, totally open about such things and commonly arrive at their accommodation with their mistress for an afternoon and leave the pillows in “interesting” positions.

In France, your first thought would probably be Paris and who am I to argue if you’re thinking romantic night-time cruises on the Seine? However, for an actual dirty weekend, Mas Camps near Perpignan seems to be gradually moving up in the stakes. Already it’s been referred to in Cosmopolitan by one couple who stayed a whole week and didn’t leave the room.

Anyway, for your next dirty weekend, why not try Mas Camps. Simple direct flights from London Stansted, Birmingham, Southhampton and Manchester with a pickup service taking you straight to your room.

Arnold

If nothing else, creating the blog version of this little newsletter has upped the number of readers somewhat. We had a couple of hundred folk looking at it in the couple of days after I put it on.

We had an English couple with us all week as part of a mini-package with breakfast, lunch, evening meals and transfers just about every day which is certainly a lot more profitable than people just staying the night but definitely creates a whole lot more work. The days just disappeared on us and we hardly got anything done.

As a result of them, it took us three goes to make it to a meeting with the bank manager. Still, at least he’s now got a chunk of stuff that needs doing for us. We still can’t accept Amex or Diners Club (“deeners cloob” here) as the applications haven’t been processed yet which isn’t really surprising as banks here are incredibly slow. They’re also about 30 years behind the times in most respects. As a small example of this, Credit Agricole updated their computer system a few months ago and just decided to start charging all their customers EUR 5 per month just for having an account simply because the new computer system would let them do that. That’s in addition to the EUR 40 that they already charged for a debit card on the accounts. So now we’ve to pay EUR 100 just to have an ordinary account. Another example of backwardness is that they’ve just started to issue credit cards (yes, really: 30 years after the rest of the world!). Naturally, they come with a charge (EUR 30 or so), penal interest (17% which is pretty high considering that Eurozone rates are somewhat lower than the UK) and a MAXIMUM limit of EUR 8000 (about £5000) which is lower than the minimum limits on some UK cards: I don’t think he believed me when I said that some UK cards have maximums up to £50,000 on ordinary cards (and those kind of limits are definitely achieveable too whereas the EUR 8000 max of Credit Agricole is rather difficult to achieve). Oh, and the “overdraft limit” is only applicable during the month ie you need to clear your overdraft each month so it’s really just to cover bills arriving before your salary.

We’re intending to update two rooms each year so that we don’t end up having to replace the stuff in all the rooms in a few years time (ie we’ll update the whole hotel every five years or so). Normally we’d have done that in the new year but the big end of year booking is forcing us to bring that forward a few months so we were off bedroom shopping during the week. Anyway, first to get the refresh is our proposed “honeymoon suite” which will have a really nice set of furniture before Christmas and we’re also replacing one knackered bed in a room which we’ve yet to use but expect to be using regularly next year as it’ll be our only non-ensuite room when we create the little suite by adding a connecting door between the other non-ensuite room and one of our double rooms. We weren’t even going to bother offering the non-ensuite rooms but they’re very popular with the people booking through the Ryanair/FlyBE system.

Nothing doing with the vaccinations. We went along to the clinic but they decided that both James & John were running a temperature and therefore couldn’t be given the vaccines so it’s back in early December to try again. The reason that they were pretty warm (as were me & Wendy) is that it was 29C that day. They don’t allow for people not being used to the high temperatures here. When John was born they insisted on putting three layers of clothes on him (including one rug type effort) plus blankets on top. I’m sure you’ve heard that babies can’t sweat. Normally that’s true but they put so much on him that the sweat was dripping off him!

We’ve one of those google alerts set up to keep an eye on the bridge developments so we can see that it’s being quite widely reported in the UK. I think the folk in Millau are incredibly optimistic when they think that people will come to their town to see the bridge. A fantastic feat of engineering, maybe. Worth a special trip to see, no. At the very least they’re going to see a heap of their shops closing over the next few years.

It’s a public holiday here tomorrow (Monday) so we’re intending to head off to Spain for the day to stock up on a few things. The English family ate their way through a lot of beans on toast. You might think that’s a cheap meal. Not here: beans are really expensive. So, we’re going to try and get a box of tins of beans in Spain (they aren’t quite at UK prices but are definitely a lot cheaper than in France). Also, Wendy has fallen in love with “sillic bang” which cleans up chrome like new and has made quite an improvement in the appearance of our bathroom fittings.