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We’ve had all kinds of car problems over the last couple of months with the Toyota which is now dead in the car park with no cooling system, in need of a new radiator, lacking a braking function and with very dodgy suspension following a pickup of rather heavy guests a few weeks back. We think that a couple of thousand euro will sort it out but we’re leaving it to the one side at the moment as we hope to trade it in against something like a Landrover at some stage in the not too distant future.

So, we’ve bought a new Suzuki Alto as our “2nd” car from Stockauto for 7500‚€ or so (yes, £5000 brand new!) and we think it’s now sitting in Paris (have to confirm this tomorrow). We’re currently working out how to get up there economically to collect it. The train is about 90‚€ which is notionally the cheapest way but requires an overnight stay in Paris which’ll bump up the cost. Airfrance is 260‚€ one way (really!) or 47‚€ if I bring John along (they have a “family travelling together” discount and he gets to go free), both plus about 30‚€ taxes ie around 90‚€ but there’d be another 10‚€ or so to get me into Paris. Renting a car is about 10‚€0 (if you’re renting one, www.PerpignanFlightsAndCarhire.com is the cheapest way to do it worldwide) plus maybe 40‚€ in petrol and 10‚€ in taxes (ie about 150‚€).

Following our little marketing onslaught about two months ago, we’re now live on www.activehotels.com,  www.bookings.net and www.travelextras.com and have received no bookings from any of them! We’re nearly live on Gullivers and Expedia which hopefully will do somewhat better.

No more word from the telly people but they appear to be running behind schedule a bit so who knows?

We’ve just received our first reservation in German. That’ll teach me to get bits of the site into languages I can’t understand!

Roy’ll be happy to hear that we’re finally getting the rugby traffic. There’s some match on July 8th and we’re almost completely full that weekend as a result of that. Wendy’s worried that they’ll all be wanting transfers to the match which will take a while in the Suzuki – three people a go means over five trips already and that’s just counting the people that we know are going to the match.

Yes, folks it is now one year since we arrived here. Well, one year and a bit as we arrived at 7pm local time.

A year ago, we’d no reservations in the book and didn’t know that our first customers would be turning up in a few days time. Now we’ve a smattering of reservations right through to September. A year ago we managed one nights occupancy over Easter; this year 38.

A year ago, we’d hardly any furniture for our own rooms. And we still haven’t!

A year ago, we’d just missed appearing on Living the Dream. Now we don’t know yet if we’ll be in the No Going Back series.

A year ago, I was getting into the shorts & sandles “uniform” that I’d keep up ’til November. Yup, just broke out the “uniform” a few days ago… 32C in the shade this afternoon and I’m a bit sunburnt.

A year ago, I was pretty sure that I’d fail the French diploma. Now I’ve got Dip French after my name and am making a respectable start on the Dip Spanish.

A year ago, ‘yall said you’d be here… and none of you have arrived yet! No, Dorothy, I haven’t forgotten your reservation in September.

A year ago, we didn’t know how quickly we could get to the clinic. We found out on August 29th when John decided that he’d had enough. Or was it Wendy?

A year ago, we thought we were crazy to have bought a hotel in France. Now we’re even crazier and have started looking for the next place!

A year ago, we were wondering if the French bureaucracy was as bad as everyone made it out to be. Now we know that it’s even worse than that.

A year ago, we didn’t know that we’d be having to make over 300 beds over the following 12 months. Now we’re looking forward to making over 500 in the next 12 months.

Just got our car back from the garage. It packed in on the way to Spain on Monday so we’ve been walking everywhere this week. All being well, we’ll be attempting the run to Spain again on Monday.

Now that we’ve hit the anniversary, we are getting going on selling the house in Holywood. So, if you want an immaculate, spacious two bedroom house with newly fitted luxury bathroom, cabled for BT, NTL and Sky, near to all local amenities and with excellent transport links, you know where to look.

We’re starting to get a fair number of hits on our Dutch pages which is a good sign, though generally speaking the Dutch tend to search in English. It was a doddle to get the pages translated (I’m sure the Dutch is dreadful though!) and I’m planning on doing the same exercise for Portuguese over the next week or so (so far we’ve had nobody from Portugal at all so perhaps this will pull in a few punters). It’s certainly a bit weird to have our dutch transport page listed as number one when you search for “ryanair girona” in google.nl !

I’m still plugging away with the winery/vineyard site, aiming to add a couple of photos a month of their activities during the year. The direct hits on both pages are starting to mount up as the pages get larger and the ranking is definitely up there: search for “winery perpignan” and it’s the top listed site! We’re wondering when we’ll get the first order via the site (they’re already getting phone calls originating from it).

Now that this year’s website refresh is nearing completion, I thought that I’d put a toe in the water and see if I can pull in any webdesign business from other people, so as of last week, Crystal Consultancy made its debut. It’ll only be a winter-time activity though as we get too many customers from about June to September to be able to do anything other than the hotel. Amazingly, there are only 31 webdesigners listed for the whole of France so we’ll likely pull in a few punters (that’s down to most people only using automated submission to the search engines so I’m sure the real number is much higher). The site’s live now and should be listed by google within the next couple of days with yahoo following a few weeks later.

The Spanish course is going fine so far. I try to do it each morning before doing anything else. If nothing else, the Spanish from years ago seems to be coming back to me in bits & pieces.

We had a run to Herault (near Montpellier) during the week to see our new accountant. She’s pointed out another bunch of mistakes that our soon to be former accountant had made over the course of the year. A “just in passing” remark of hers highlighted just how bad he was: he managed to register us in a way that wouldn’t have let us employ part-time staff which is the only way we’d have probably been employing people. On a much more serious note, due to him having done nothing at all following the initial meeting in February (in spite of him having quite a long “to-do” list), the mortgage cannot be treated as a business expense. We’re not sure of the full implications of this as it only sunk in after we’d left but I think that it means that every single mortgage payment we’ve made over the last year will count as income and therefore be subject to tax; if that’s right it will inflate the cost of the mortgage by something like 50%. The only way around that would seem to be to reregister the ownership of the place in the French equivalent of “Mas Camps Ltd” but then that’s going to run up something like EUR 20,000 in notary fees (well, mostly transfer tax).

Anyway, we’ve sent a note off to the soon to be former accountant informing him that due to the mistakes he has made, we no longer require his services and will be calling to collect our file from him on Monday afternoon. I suspect that we’ll be seeing him in court at some point to recoup the money that has been lost as a consequence of his incompetence.

The weather here seems to be starting to get back to normal. It was raining quite a lot over the last week but when it isn’t it’s very warm: definitely t-shirt weather and verging on shorts weather. Going by what the neighbours were saying the other day, this month is a bit hit & miss weather-wise but next month sees a more consistent improvement.

We’re going to have another go for the TVs this week. There’s an offer on at the moment which’ll let us pick them up for 69‚€ so we’re going to pick up five or possibly six of them (although I think that we’ll pick up one or two as a trial first). At the moment, two of the rooms are wired for French/Spanish TV and we have the bits & pieces to put satellite TV in one other room. However, we know that we can extend satellite TV to one other room quite easily. The gite and room 5 are problems though and we think that we’ll have to cable them up specially due to the thickness of the walls.

I’m toying with the idea of branching out into website design and a few other related things for the Winter months (assuming that I can get a few punters with cash burning a hole in their pockets).

Anyway, what do ‘yall think of Crystal Consultancy ? Would you buy a used website from these people?

Any thoughts on the level of charges? (or indeed comments generally: this is definitely mark #1)

We’re starting to dispare of ever being able to collect on the child benefit over here!

It’s been a couple of weeks now since we started a full scale onslaught on the citadel but every time we think we’ve broken through, we find yet another letter on the doormat a couple of days later (always dated for the day that we were there) asking for more documents. Two letters ago it was asking for proof from the child benefit office in Donegal (yes, Donegal) that they’d stopped paying us; that was sorted by yet another visit when we were assured that the money would be with us within the week.

Saturday, the letter arrived. They want proof of income for 2002. Since the UK tax year is April to March, what they want is actually impossible to provide so we’re just going to weigh in with the April 2003 tax statement (if I can find it) which at least covers most of the time they’re looking for.

On other fronts, we went live on the main pages (hotel, guide and transport) in Dutch over the weekend and tidied up a few loose ends along the way so now the tabbed look & feel is reflected across all the pages in all the languages and the language bar has been shrunk to cater for the seven languages on the hotel & transport pages (most pages only exist in English, French and Spanish) as the old style was getting a bit unwieldy. We’ll be running with that style for the rest of this year.

I’m hoping to add photos of the various festivals to our festivals & events page so we’re hoping to get along to a reasonable number of them during the year. Locally, there aren’t any ’til February and supposedly the first one is the hunting festival at Arles-sur-Tech which the tourist office site says is always the first weekend in February ie this weekend, so off we went. Nope, ‘taint this weekend. One thing that the tourist offices here are consistently dreadful at is publicising festivals and the like but you’d think that if they’d listed something as happening this week, it would.

The level of bookings seems to be starting to pick up a little. Not by a massive amount but then we normally get most bookings a few weeks ahead so starting to get summer bookings now is a good sign. The mix of sources seems to be quite similar to last year, in spite of all the additional listings ie about a third each from our own website, from the reservation systems and by phone. As with last year, we haven’t much of an idea of where people are getting our phone number but as the breakdown is similar, it’s probably from the website (the French rarely book online).

We had a family of Belgians in the other day. They’re always good to have as they nearly always take the evening meal and aren’t bothered about the cost (almost completely the reverse of the French). Anyway, the coffers for February are starting off on a decent footing as a result. Thanks to a considerable increase in our restaurant charges, we pulled in virtually the same amount as we did for the Dutch hiking group last year and that was including a big chunk of cash for an airport shuttle from Carcassonne!

On the restaurant front, that’s one area that we’re hoping to promote a whole lot more this year. Due to the awkward time of John’s arrival last year we didn’t really push the restaurant over the bulk of the high season which was something of a shame as the restaurant pretty much doubles the income from a room. Wendy’s planning on giving her coffee shop a go over the next few weeks though I don’t know that we have enough passing trade at the moment.

Our Sunday run was cancelled today as it’s absolutely pouring. Weather-wise, the neighbours say that January & February are generally a bit of a write-off but that things pick up in March. I’ve had to take the jumper off over the last few days so I guess the temperature must be starting to get back to normal.

The OU parcel arrived a few days ago (via my parents); we’re none too impressed with airmail that takes a fortnight from Belfast to here. Anyway, so far, so good with the Spanish. I’ve managed to complete the exercises in about 30 minutes when they are supposed to take about an hour; that’s about the same ratio as I had with the first French course three years ago. So, Jackie, it’ll be no problem for you this time next year either :))