Living in France Without a TV Crew: why the title?

Simple really. Just about every single “moving to France/Spain/wherever” TV programme has three things in common: 1) they don’t speak the language and 2) they meet the mayor on the first day and 3) they never ever have any problems with the French administration (or indeed, seem to do any!).

Well, I’m fluent and Wendy’s not too bad at the French either so that blows us out for a start (it doesn’t make for quite so good TV if the protaganists can understand each other).

Although we own the only sizeable accommodation in the area (the next down from us has one apartment in total), we’ve yet to see the mayor. Bit odd as one of his priorties is to attract more tourists to the area and where are they going to stay when they get here?

And, as you know, we’ve had a considerable amount of involvement with the French administration over the last lot of months.

Oh, speaking of administration, we’ve actually got our drinks license now. Seems that we didn’t have to wait for the notaries to get their act together and find the relevant documents: all we had to do was to go along to the mairie and say that we’d like to transfer the license. Well, not quite all: it is France, after all. Nearly though, for the only thing we’d to do extra was to go along to the customs & excise people (although that did take three weeks as they are only in residence in Rivesaltes one afternoon a week and had moved anyway) and hand over the form that the mairie had given us: no additional documentation!! I for one was totally staggered to find that we didn’t need anything else. Supposedly the local gendarme should have done an investigation of us first but that’s the mairie’s responsibility and I think we’ve raised so many “issues” with them already that they weren’t going to rock the boat.

Anyway, moving here is quite different when you don’t have a TV crew in tow.

We’ve been building up our winter to-do list over the last couple of weeks and are gradually working our way through it though there are more things getting added on than taken off at the moment.

One thing that’s now gone is our dutyfree shopping trip. We did the trial run on Friday only to find that the various groups of DOE equivalents are digging up large stretches of the road and, seemingly, all of Andorra’s capital. Net effect is that it took us more than twice the time to get there and that’s even with us taking the two tunnel shortcuts. We definitely want to do some kind of Christmas/December event but it’s back to the drawing board at the moment. We’ve left the listing on our own site at www.mascamps.com/packages/en.htm for the moment but there’s just too much driving time at the moment.

More from the end of year booking too. They’ve discussed it all amongst themselves and the net effect is that the offering on December 31st will be a whole lot easier for us to do although we’re still quite concerned about the lack of time to clear up before the breakfast the next morning.

To cheer you all up a bit, we’ve actually had to put on the long trousers, proper shoes and a jumper today. Mainly due to the wind though as without it, we’re still in t-shirt weather which is some going this far into November.

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