The best way to see Paris: from a boat

One of the best ways to see Paris is from a cruise down the River Seine which runs right through the city.

There’s quite a selection of cruising options of course. Day cruises let you see the sights but don’t have quite the romance of the evening cruises.

Now, you might think an evening cruise would cost a fortune but, whilsParis river cruiset not exactly cheap, they’re far from being the ripoff that they could so easily be and you can have dinner on an evening cruise for under EUR 100 which is pretty good value considering that you get a good meal with the cruise thrown in.

The evening cruises usually offer a choice of early and late. The later cruise is by far the best option as you’ll have the chance to see all the illuminations as you have your meal. For a truly fantastic evening, July 14th is hard to beat as that’ll include the Bastille Day fireworks but even on a normal evening you’ll see things like the Eiffel Tower illuminations.

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How many people can you put in a room?

We’re listed on a number of instant-booking websites which are quite different from the usual “drop us a line and we’ll get back to you” type of site that the majority of B&B type places (and many hotels) are listed on in that once the guest has clicked the “book it” button, they are guaranteed to have the room available.

Now obviously when there’s an automated process like this, the system needs to hold information about various aspects of the room and, in particular, the number of people that the room will hold. So, for example, if you book a double room through a system like this, then it’ll sleep up to two people.

So what do people start doing around this time of year? Well, they book a double and in one case turned up with five people for the room. Why? Well, on another site (not the one that they booked through), we say we don’t charge extra for children so they figured that they could book the cheapest double room and turn up with an unlimited number of children.

This, despite the site saying, “the maximum number of people (including children) is 2” for that particular room.

We’ve just received the first of these bookings for the Summer season… there’ll be many more. Actually, the current family are quite lucky in that we have a room available: I think that the 2 adults plus 3 children ended up sleeping in the car as they arrived on the busiest day of the year last Summer.

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Back online, no thanks to France Telecom

After nearly two weeks of no ADSL, we’re finally back online, at least for the moment.

We’ve been calling France Telecom every day over that time and every day it’s a a different answer. At the start of the two weeks, the noise on the line was so bad that we couldn’t hear the guy on the fault reporting line so ended up having to call them from another phone.

Result? We’ve tested your line and it’s perfect. Emmm, we can’t hear anyone when they call as there’s so much noise on the line. No, it’s perfect.

Next day. Testing… yes, there’s a problem. We’ll send someone out. Two days later nobody and no working line so we call again. No, we’ve tested it: there’s nothing wrong. Several more attempts and we actually had someone come out. Ah, there was oxidation on the contacts, that’s why it wasn’t working.

Well, that sort-of fixed the phone. We can usually hear people now but still the ADSL wasn’t working. Called again. Yes, there’s a problem on the line: we’ll send someone out. Two days later, with nobody out: no, it’s your problem we’re charging you EUR 150 for someone to come out.

That guy actually did come out and announced that it was perfect. Still no ADSL though. Of course, the guy who came wasn’t from France Telecom so wouldn’t test the France Telecom modem for us. Thought I’d try changing the modem and cables and that worked, for a while (at a much higher speed than before) but ’tis still rather hit & miss and we can’t hear people when they call so I’m not sure how long we’ll be online this time.

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Sainsbury’s anti-family and anti-customer policies

Sainsburys anti-family signSainsbury likes to portray itself as a customer oriented family-friendly store but one policy that they’ve recently introduced in the Forestside store in Belfast is distinctly anti-family and the implementation of it is very anti-customer.

I spent around an hour shopping in the store with both my two and five year old in the trolley, passing untold numbers of Sainsbury staff and indeed security personnel. Indeed the kids were in the trolley right beside the security guard who threw us out at least 30 minutes before he got around to doing that.

On arriving at the checkout, I was told by the checkout operator that the two couldn’t stand in the trolley. Fair enough, though difficult to enforce on two small kids. I had them sit down.

She immediately got up and went off to her supervisor. It wasn’t good enough: it was a health and safety issue and there was a sign at the front door saying that children couldn’t be in trolleys at all. They had to get out of the trolley. Well, since I had to cross a busy supermarket and then a very busy car park I figured that it wasn’t safe to do that so left after they refused to serve me.

I happened to glance at the sign on the way out. As you can see it doesn’t say that children can’t be in the trolley. In addition to that I was less than pleased at the attitude of the checkout operator.

So, I went into the store again and asked to speak to Customer Service. Pointing out that the sign didn’t say what the Customer Service staff said it did had them call security and throw me out of the store.

Even standing right in front of the sign, the security guy apparently couldn’t read as he said it says that children can’t be in trolleys which, of course, it doesn’t. OK, he went on to say that the children couldn’t have their feet in the trolley as it was a food store. Sound reasonable? Well, this is a store which sells dog food, garden pesticides, rat poison and unwrapped food. They don’t ban people having rat poison in the food trolleys which sounds like a much greater risk to health than two kids sitting in a trolley.

His suggestion? Bring your pram. Now I don’t know about you ladies out there but I for one would find it impossible to push both a trolley and pram round a supermarket. And, no, unlike Tesco they don’t provide trolleys for those with two kids. Oh, that’s not their responsibility: the centre provide the trolleys (nicely labelled “property of Sainsbury”).

If I’d the time to spare, I’d be quite tempted to spend an hour or two walking round the store with both the kids eagerly lifting the products off the shelves. I’m sure it wouldn’t take too long before they managed to drop some and tip over a few displays.

So if you’ve kids, avoid Sainsbury. In fact, if you like customer service avoid them too: shoplifters are treated better than those with the temerity to bring two kids with them.

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Do you really need to post anything to keep the hits up on a blog?

As you’ll have noticed, I’ve posted next to nothing over the last month. A total of seven posts vs what would have been a more normal 30 in fact.

That’s because I’ve been over in Northern Ireland trying to sort out some administration since June 5th and only got back home on Friday evening.

Now, I wasn’t expecting there to be much change in the traffic on my websites but the blog is different. The most commonly held belief is that you need to post at least once a day to keep up the traffic. That seems reasonable: after all, blogs, for the most part, cover “current events” in some fashion so without the regular updates, the traffic on a blog is bound to drop off quite quickly, isn’t it?

Well, the funny thing is that the blog traffic didn’t drop at all by any meaningful amount. The number of hits showed very little change at all nor did the adsense income. The number of subscribers via Feedburner dropped about 10%. The number of incoming links as counted by Technorati went up.

So little was the change that it has me wondering if the best strategy would be to build up a blog over six months or so then start a new one.

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